Marriage Jokes
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
Every Marriage Needs A Spin Doctor
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Winning Numbers
Q: Why does a man twist his wedding ring on his finger?
A: He’s trying to figure out the combination.
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